‘Tis the season for giving, but it’s also the season for receiving. It may be a tad stereotypical–OK a lot–but given the differences between the way women and men do their holiday shopping, RedEye considers who we’d rather receive a present from.
THOUGHTFULNESS
From a woman
She spent a long afternoon considering what gift would fit your unique personality and interests down to the perfect size, shape and color.
From a man
He called your closest friend in a panic with only a few shopping days left to ask if you’ve showed an interest in anything available at Walgreens–or if you’re lucky, Best Buy.
Winner: Woman. Everyone knows that when it comes to gifts, it’s the thought that counts.
TIME OF PURCHASE
From a woman
If it wasn’t purchased in July, it was at least purchased within plus or minus five days of Thanksgiving.
From a man
There’s a solid chance that it still hasn’t been purchased.
Winner: Woman. Buying in advance means that first-choice gifts are in stock and you don’t have to settle for runners-up.
ADVERTISING COP-OUT?
From a woman
If you go by the commercials, she should have bought an electric shaver. But she’s too original for that.
From a man
After listening to the radio, he went to Kay Jewelers to buy you a kiss that begins with “K.”
Winner: Woman. See “Thoughtfulness.”
QUALITY OF GIFT WRAP
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From a woman
The gift is entirely covered by wrapping paper, the ribbon is curled, and bows are artistically placed on the gift. Bonus points for handmade bows.
From a man
The price is blacked out with marker. Note: Having your sister, mom or female friend wrap for you is cheating.
WINNER: Woman. Anyone who is nice enough to buy you a gift should be nice enough to wrap it up real pretty.
MESSAGE IN THE CARD
From a woman
She has written a short dissertation on your relationship that includes inside jokes, praises your good qualities, thanks you for all your support and gushes with love.
From a man
He put in the time at Jewel and selected a card that reads, “For Someone Special” in calligraphy. On the inside he signed it, “Love, Tom.”
Winner: Man. That little “love” is huge. It takes a lot more for men to express their feelings.
OVERALL WINNER: Woman. Really, who wants a present from Walgreens?