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1. Steelers (13-1): Big Ben tops Little Eli in Big Apple.

2. Patriots (12-1): Weis can recruit Miami area Sunday.

3. Eagles (12-1): League never has had three 12-1 teams.

4. Colts (10-3): Breaking record against Ravens not easy.

5. Chargers (10-3): Browns a practice game for Indy.

6. Falcons (11-3): Still looking for respect in NFC.

7. Jets (9-4): Trying to get over hump, not there yet.

8. Packers (8-5): Up on Vikings with showdown next week.

9. Ravens (8-5): At Indy and Pittsburgh for next two.

10. Broncos (8-5): Plummer can’t quite put finger on woes.

11. Jaguars (7-6): Bears renewed waning confidence.

12. Bills (7-6): The team nobody wants to play in AFC.

13. Vikings (7-6): Fade route becoming an annual event.

14. Panthers (6-8): Still alive even though win streak died in Atlanta.

15. Seahawks (7-6): NFC West should bow out of playoffs.

16. Bengals (6-7): Bills may not find easy pickings here.

17. Rams (6-7): Chris Chandler still studying playbook.

18. Buccaneers (5-8): Thought they were Carolina briefly.

19. Texans (5-8): Not happy. They expected playoff push.

20. Chiefs (5-8): Half a team is better than none.

21. Cowboys (5-8): Parcells as baffled as Joe Gibbs.

22. Bears (5-8): Back in the 5-8 crowd, which is short.

23. Giants (5-9): Finally, Manning has decent game.

24. Lions (5-8): They could drive stake in Minnesota.

25. Saints (5-8): Don’t expect two in row from this bunch.

26. Raiders (4-9): So much for the latest regime change.

27. Redskins (5-9): One of these days, they will arise.

28. Titans (4-9): McNair taking rest of year to heal.

29. Dolphins (2-11): To think Wannstedt aimed for 11 victories.

30. 49ers (2-12): College coach with college results.

31. Cardinals (4-9): Regressing by the week, little hope.

32. Browns (3-10): Should have packed up with fired coach.