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JIMMY GREENFIELD:

TOPIC 1: DID SUNDAY’S NBA PUNISHMENT GIVE ANYONE A RAW DEAL?

Looks fine to me. I just wish Ron Artest made more so he could lose more.

TOPIC 2: WHAT’S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE AHEAD FOR THE NEXT ILLINI COACH? Deciding whether to rent or buy.

TOPIC 3: DO NOT USE GOOGLE, DO NOT E-MAIL A FRIEND. WHO ARE THE CHICAGO SOLDIERS?

An ABA expansion franchise. At least, according to Google and many of my friends.

TOPIC 4: GIVE US YOUR FAVORITE LOU HOLTZ MEMORY.

It has to be from “Annie Hall,” or perhaps “Manhattan.” He’s a genius!

TOPIC 5: IF CHICAGO HAD A COLLEGE BOWL GAME, WHAT COULD WE CALL IT?

The Misera Bowl.

PHIL THOMPSON:

TOPIC 1: DID SUNDAY’S NBA PUNISHMENT GIVE ANYONE A RAW DEAL?

Me. Whose going to pay for my therapy after this?

TOPIC 2: WHAT’S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE AHEAD FOR THE NEXT ILLINI COACH?

As far as recruiting, competing with a really good juco. Or Northwestern.

TOPIC 3: DO NOT USE GOOGLE, DO NOT E-MAIL A FRIEND. WHO ARE THE CHICAGO SOLDIERS?

Bears fans’ answer to the Dog Pound.

TOPIC 4: GIVE US YOUR FAVORITE LOU HOLTZ MEMORY.

Notre Dame’s upset of juggernaut Florida State with Charlie Ward. Huge.

TOPIC 5: IF CHICAGO HAD A COLLEGE BOWL GAME, WHAT COULD WE CALL IT?

The Clothes Bowl. Bundle up if you’re playing here in January.

LEO EBERSOLE:

TOPIC 1: DID SUNDAY’S NBA PUNISHMENT GIVE ANYONE A RAW DEAL?

Suspending guys for leaving the bench has always seemed silly to me.

TOPIC 2: WHAT’S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE AHEAD FOR THE NEXT ILLINI COACH?

Banning the all-orange uniforms.

TOPIC 3: DO NOT USE GOOGLE, DO NOT E-MAIL A FRIEND. WHO ARE THE CHICAGO SOLDIERS?

An elite group of … I have no idea.

TOPIC 4: GIVE US YOUR FAVORITE LOU HOLTZ MEMORY.

Every interview when he’d basically say, “We’ve got no shot on Saturday.”

TOPIC 5: IF CHICAGO HAD A COLLEGE BOWL GAME, WHAT COULD WE CALL IT?

A great chance to boost car-towing revenue.

WHIZZER:

TOPIC 1: DID SUNDAY’S NBA PUNISHMENT GIVE ANYONE A RAW DEAL?

Pacers fans would cry, “Yes.” And they’d be wrong.

TOPIC 2: WHAT’S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE AHEAD FOR THE NEXT ILLINI COACH?

Reach for the sky, achieve your dreams and go 4-7 in 2005.

TOPIC 3: DO NOT USE GOOGLE, DO NOT E-MAIL A FRIEND. WHO ARE THE CHICAGO SOLDIERS?

Anyone who fights Wrigley Field traffic during home games.

TOPIC 4: GIVE US YOUR FAVORITE LOU HOLTZ MEMORY.

He once sang “Wheels on the Bus” for reporters.

TOPIC 5: IF CHICAGO HAD A COLLEGE BOWL GAME, WHAT COULD WE CALL IT?

It’s the Daley Bowl or it doesn’t happen.

BAG BOY:

TOPIC 1: DID SUNDAY’S NBA PUNISHMENT GIVE ANYONE A RAW DEAL?

Still waiting to hear the punishment for the fools that threw crap.

TOPIC 2: WHAT’S THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE AHEAD FOR THE NEXT ILLINI COACH?

This sounds crazy but, “Keep in-state talent … in the state.”

TOPIC 3: DO NOT USE GOOGLE, DO NOT E-MAIL A FRIEND. WHO ARE THE CHICAGO SOLDIERS?

It’s my fantasy football team. Ironically, no Chicago players.

TOPIC 4: GIVE US YOUR FAVORITE LOU HOLTZ MEMORY.

When he took six different schools to a bowl, none of them my team.

TOPIC 5: IF CHICAGO HAD A COLLEGE BOWL GAME, WHAT COULD WE CALL IT?

Even less important than Dec. 14’s New Orleans Bowl.