PHIL Thompson
QUESTION 1: WHAT’S YOUR TIME IN THE 40-YARD DASH?
If I start now, next Thursday.
QUESTION 2: ARMANI WANTS MICHAEL JORDAN TO PLAY IN ITALY. ON THAT NOTE, WHO ARE YOU WEARING?
Better yet, what is Leo wearing? Something from the Tom Arnold collection maybe?
QUESTION 3: THE NHL ALL-STAR GAME HAS BEEN CANCELED. WHAT WILL ATLANTA DO NOW?
Watch highlights of Bobby Cox ejections. Same amount of fighting and swearing.
QUESTION 4: THREE NBA PLAYERS YOU’D INVITE TO DINNER?
Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O’Neal and Rasheed Wallace. What can I say, I love drama.
QUESTION 5: THE 2006 OLYMPICS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER: WILL YOU BE COMPETING?
Bobsled.
Otherwise, these tights are just going to hang in the closet.
LEO Ebersole
QUESTION 1: WHAT’S YOUR TIME IN THE 40-YARD DASH?
Just under five minutes when the wind is right.
QUESTION 2: ARMANI WANTS MICHAEL JORDAN TO PLAY IN ITALY. ON THAT NOTE, WHO ARE YOU WEARING?
Versace. OK, The Gap. Don’t look at me. I’m hideous.
QUESTION 3: THE NHL ALL-STAR GAME HAS BEEN CANCELED. WHAT WILL ATLANTA DO NOW?
Be stuck in traffic from some other event.
QUESTION 4: THREE NBA PLAYERS YOU’D INVITE TO DINNER?
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Rasheed Wallace, Ron Artest and Kobe, who’d be required to come dressed as a referee.
QUESTION 5: THE 2006 OLYMPICS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER: WILL YOU BE COMPETING?
Depends on how this whole BALCO thing plays out.
WHIZZER
QUESTION 1: WHAT’S YOUR TIME IN THE 40-YARD DASH?
My time in the 40-yard dash has not yet come. But when it does, I’ll be ready.
QUESTION 2: ARMANI WANTS MICHAEL JORDAN TO PLAY IN ITALY. ON THAT NOTE, WHO ARE YOU WEARING?
Something from Hartz.
QUESTION 3: THE NHL ALL-STAR GAME HAS BEEN CANCELED. WHAT WILL ATLANTA DO NOW?
Never notice.
QUESTION 4: THREE NBA PLAYERS YOU’D INVITE TO DINNER?
Shawn Bradley (7-6), Yao Ming (7-6) and Zydrunas Ilgauskas
(7-3), but at a kids’ table.
QUESTION 5: THE 2006 OLYMPICS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER: WILL YOU BE COMPETING?
Love the two-man luge. Bag Boy, can you … luge yourself?
(Cue Eminem.)
BAG BOY
QUESTION 1: WHAT’S YOUR TIME IN THE 40-YARD DASH?
After nachos, about 8 seconds. Without them, 30 seconds. Think about it.
QUESTION 2: ARMANI WANTS MICHAEL JORDAN TO PLAY IN ITALY. ON THAT NOTE, WHO ARE YOU WEARING?
Anything by Nike, Reebok, maybe a Wilson if I’m in the mood.
QUESTION 3: THE NHL ALL-STAR GAME HAS BEEN CANCELED. WHAT WILL ATLANTA DO NOW?
Realize teams like their Thrashers are part of the NHL’s labor problem.
QUESTION 4: THREE NBA PLAYERS YOU’D INVITE TO DINNER?
Steve Nash, Rick Fox and Jamaal Magliore. And we’d talk hockey.
QUESTION 5: THE 2006 OLYMPICS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER: WILL YOU BE COMPETING?
Hockey goalie. Hmmm, wonder if they make a fiberglass bag.
MAEGAN CARBERRY
QUESTION 1: WHAT’S YOUR TIME IN THE 40-YARD DASH?
Including my water break, 10 minutes.
QUESTION 2: ARMANI WANTS MICHAEL JORDAN TO PLAY IN ITALY. ON THAT NOTE, WHO ARE YOU WEARING?
Diesel. But we’re disturbed artists, not athletes.
QUESTION 3: THE NHL ALL-STAR GAME HAS BEEN CANCELED. WHAT WILL ATLANTA DO NOW?
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Cling to Michael Vick highlights on “SportsCenter.”
QUESTION 4: THREE NBA PLAYERS YOU’D INVITE TO DINNER?
Kobe and Shaq. (He counts as two people).
QUESTION 5: THE 2006 OLYMPICS ARE RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER: WILL YOU BE COMPETING?
I make a mean snow angel. I’m pretty sure I could medal.