Few additions to Orza’s list

Really, the only newsy news on the steroids story is the list that was released by players union exec Gene Orza–“Things steroids aren’t any worse than.”

The list, expanding on Orza’s original claim that ‘roids “are not worse than cigarettes,” includes:

– Pine-tar jerky.

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– Tijuana cryonics.

– A poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

– Hemorrhoids.

– Polaroids (incriminating).

– Altoids (Cajun style).

– Quarter pounder with asbestos.

– Wearing a Yankees’ jersey in downtown Tikrit.

– Wearing a Yankees’ jersey in downtown Boston.

– Really tight pants.

– Wearing full bling-bling in a lightning storm.

– Ebola of the elbow.

– Smoking whatever Gene Orza smokes.