The is-she-or-isn’t-she illusion suit
Comes covered with reverse magnification so no matter what size you are on the inside, you’ll look like a Victoria’s Secret model to the beholder.
The here’s-looking-at-you suit
Mirror-covered to reflect the critical eyes looking for flaws.
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The color-wheel suit
As the sun’s ultraviolet rays change your skin color, this suit adjusts in color to best complement your morphing hues. Leather conditioner not included.
Look misty for me suit
Attached water hoses emit a fine spray that surrounds the wearer, blurring the view and easing self-consciousness.
The Lake Michigan suit
Comes with an attached underwater heating unit and water filtration device.
Better `n plastic surgery suit
Two-piece with technology that pushes the fat where you need it most.