Strawberry Fields is forever. Olympia Fields is momentary. On the whole, we’d rather be at W.C. Fields.
The official champion-ship trophy presentation at the country club should be painted on black felt.
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The national Open has come to a goat track.
“It’s very nice, says Nick Faldo.
Very nice? U.S. Open courses are not supposed to be “very nice.” They’re meant to be problematical, obstinate, complicated, callous, tricked-up demons of disaster.
Olympia Fields is the most undistinguished course in Open history. I walked the course Monday. Wake me when this is over.
This is a course devoid of charm, character and calamity. It’s got all the spine-tingling excitement of a Scooby Doo cartoon.
The emperor has no clothes, and Olympia Fields has no teeth. Enjoy the Open. Baaaa.