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Two friends overhead talking in Andersonville:
“My neighbor’s baby is so cute! She was born by C-section, so she’s not all squished looking.”
“That makes a difference?”
“Oh, yeah! With babies born the usual way, it takes weeks for their facial features to pop back into the right place. They come out looking like live Picassos, and their heads are shaped like lava lamps!”
. . . or not
Two co-workers were chatting that they thought a mutual friend was pregnant. They didn’t know for sure–but you weren’t going to hear either of them asking the woman. As one said, “I’ve learned to keep my mouth shut until I see that baby emerging from the birth canal!”