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Can you hear me now? Unless you like having your kissing encounters broadcast for all the world, steer clear of the dark-haired, leather-jacketed Casanova we overheard–without much difficulty–shouting into his cell phone in front of the Rand McNally store on North Michigan Avenue.

“We were just making out like–,” he bragged to his cell-pal, whispering out of earshot the minutest details. “She was up dancing and then she spotted me.”

And, thanks to his loud proclamations, so did quite a few of the a.m. crowd on the avenue.