“Sex and the City” has wrapped up its latest season, and we’re just sick about it.
The thing is, we love writing headlines with “Sex and the City” puns, and if we do it now, it’ll seem so last season!
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So to get it out of our system, here are some punny (or not so punny) headlines and the stories that might have accompanied them. (Don’t worry, there’ll be more where these came from when Season 5 starts in June.)
Tex and the city. President Bush comes to town.
Tex-Mex and the city. President Bush chills at Chipotle Grill.
Pecs and the city. A tribute to the bulging man-chests on Oak Street beach.
Dialects and the city. How many ways can you say “Da Bears?”
Specs and the city. Ashleigh Banfield wannabes eye the hottest new glasses.
Hex and the city. Wiccans we love.
Complex and the city. Second city? No way, hypersensitive Chicagoans cry.
Context in the city. We’re not dowdy, just wearing layers, hypersensitive Chicagoans maintain.
Ex and the city. How to survive in the same town as your former love.
Rex and the city. Must-have duds for the urban canine.
Suspects and the city. Graffiti artist? Not my kid, parents say.
Treks and the city. Walking tours of Chicago’s latest street art.
Lautrecs and the city. Diminutive artists call for plumed headgear to follow cows, couches as city’s next street art.