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For anyone who believes there’s never enough good news in the newspaper, I offer these glad tidings: In his last seven games, Mark McGwire has six home runs. He has a .476 batting average. He actually stole a base. He even cooled his biceps by taking Monday off. And Tuesday night McGwire gets Marlins pitching. Talk about a good-news overload for homer-watchers, eh?