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Welcome to the real San Diego Zoo, where you can see Super Bowl players and media interact in an unnatural environment. Please keep your arms and legs inside the tram at all times because Gilbert Brown is always hungry. You’ve come at the very best moment, for it is feeding time, otherwise known as Super Bowl Media Day. The animals are at their most active now, most at the peak of their coloring and plumage. All around, you will notice the free-roaming Fringed Media. They run at the edges of a great herd, and endlessly entertain with their clumsy antics. Since there apparently are no laws of nature or man limiting them, they come in an infinite variety . . . the MTV supermodel . . . the Golf Channel crew . . . Comedy Central . . . the Scarlet Throated Theismann. . . .