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“All my life I wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor. Now I find Liz Taylor is beginning to look like me.”

– Divine

“The way things are going, I’d be more interested in seeing Cleopatra play the life of Elizabeth Taylor.”

– Earl Wilson

“She should get a divorce and settle down.”

– Jack Paar

“Let’s face it. Her last marriage was all about selling perfume, because it’s hard to sell perfume when you’re a fat old spinster.”

– Johnny Rotten of The Sex Pistols