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Dear Dennis,

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For the record, the neon-colored mini-‘fro really works for me. But change is a good thing. You’re changing teams, why not change coifs? And let’s face it, there are just so many dye jobs you can do – eventually, you’re gonna run out of colors.

OK, I’ll admit, the Bulls logo shows team spirit, but I had something more dramatic in mind. I’ve come up with a few suggestions you might want to try on for size. Let me know what you think. (I’m particularly fond of the RuPaul look.)

Ciao for now,

Teresa Wiltz, Tribune Fashion Writer.