Characters: Four young women (seated), in T-shirts, baggy and skinny denim jeans, oversized jackets, dangle earrings, big hair.
Subject: Prom.
What are you wearin’?
Red. You?
Black.
Me, too.
Yeah, me too.
What kind of red?
Red. Y’know, red. Like, red-red.
Why’d y’get red?
‘Cause I was goin’ to get burgundy, but I knew I was going to be tan by now, and that would be ugly. U-G-L-Y. Burgundy with tan. UGLEEEEE.
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Long or short?
Long.
Long.
Long.
With a slit?
Yeah, to there.
Mine goes to there.
No!
And the neck’s cut to there. No, probably to there.
(Unanimous squeals.)
Where’d you get it?
No place. My cousin’s making it. I knew there’d be no place in the whole world that would have the perfect dress. And this is the perfect dress. The most perfect dress. Black velvet. Long. Choker at the neck. Cut down here. Slit, this side, to there. And-hooker tight! It’s perfect!
Prom Queen, ’94.