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Want to be the top trendoid this fall? Here’s your shopping list:

– Crocheted or knit cap (worn right on the top of the head, down to the brows).

– A frock coat.

– Lace-up boots with high heels (all ages); clunky combats (12-16).

– Knit tube dress.

– A tunic.

– Floor-sweeping big coat (invest your $$$ in a dry cleaner first).

– Choker or cameo or pendant on a velvet ribbon.

– Black leather anything.

– Black velvet anything.

– Black slim pants.

– Black flares.

– Black leggings.

– Black piano shawl.

– Black velvet jacket to go over black jersey tube dress.

– Black ostrich feather boa to fling around neck.

– White shirt with french cuffs (for true fashion victims, no cuff links allowed; leave them undone and hanging over the fingertips).

– White blouse with ruffled neckline, flounced cuffs.

– Gloves to go with everything, even the black tube dress.

– Either straight or very short hair. –