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The only thing constant about fashion is change. Here’s the list of Italian do’s and don’ts for fall:

What’s hot

Recession chic: Shhhh, even if you’ve still got it, money talks too much.

The romantic look: Add a touch of lace or silk fringe.

Dandyish French or ruffled shirt cuffs.

Flat chests.

Military-style gold-buttoned jackets and long coats.

Wide pants.

Long skirts, at least on the runways.

Messy hair.

Shades of bordeaux, even for hair.

Land Rovers and Jeeps.

Flat boots.

The wide-eyed, no makeup look.

Waif models: The frail and underfed.

What’s not

Glamor and glitz: It went out with the Reagans in the U.S.; it’s going out with the scandal here.

Even a hint of power-dressing: Ditch the big jewelry and high heels.

Big bosoms, real or faux.

Hard-edged leather looks.

Neo-hippie flower children-snuff out that incense.

Bell-bottoms.

Short skirts, though fashion editors still adore them.

Sleek hairstyles.

Seventies psychedelic colors.

Hide the Mercedes in the garage.

Platform shoes.

Obvious makeup.

Supermodels: Overexposed and overpaid.