7 p.m. Feb. 8-Opening ceremonies. Taped. The sight in the circular temporary stadium should be spectacular whether the sunset can be seen or not. The French always put on a good show.
1 p.m. Feb. 9-U.S. hockey team`s first game, against the dreaded Italians. Live. Almost as much fun as the game will be waching U.S. coach Dave Peterson`s never-changing frown.
7 p.m. Feb. 9-While the men`s downhill always provides excitement, the real highlight will be the debut of Katarina Witt as a TV commentator on figure skating. Can she talk? Who cares? Both on tape.
Noon Feb. 10-TNT begins the first cable coverage of an Olympics. Look for Ted and Jane chopping at the Savoy.
7 p.m. Feb. 10-Midwestern sweetheart Bonnie Blair makes her `92 Olympics debut in the women`s 500-meter speed-skating race. Taped.
7 p.m. Feb. 11-Figure skating pairs long program. Taped. Watch the U.S. team of Calla Urbanski and Rocky Marval cheated out of a medal despite CIS couples falling, literally, on their faces. Skating judges hate truck drivers and cocktail waitresses.
7 a.m. Feb. 13-Dan Jansen, the heartbreak kid of Calgary, begins his trek to redemption in the men`s 5,000-meter speed-skating race. Taped. Root for the guy.
7 p.m. Feb. 13-U.S. figure skater Christopher Bowman makes his `92 Olympics debut. Taped. Try to decide who`s prettier-Christopher or Katarina.
Noon Feb. 15-The U.S. hockey team plays hated Poland in a do-or-die, must-win game, or so the look on Peterson`s face would make you believe. And it`s live.
7 p.m. Feb. 15-Bowman goes for the gold, but so do Viktor Petrenko and Kurt Browning in what should be the best men`s figure skating final since, uh, four years ago and ”The Battle of the Brians.” And, trust me, Kat`s prettier than any of them. Taped.
Noon Feb. 17-Yet another do-or-die hockey game for the U.S., this time against really hated Sweden and all its former NHL players. Another live one. 7 p.m. Feb. 17-Those French siblings, the Duchesnays, pull out all the stops and restage ”West Side Story” with the original cast to win the ice dancing competition. Even the judges applaud the performance of Carol Lawrence in supporting roles. Taped.
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7 a.m. Feb. 18-A must for VCRs. You won`t want to miss any of the exciting short-track speed skating (kind of like roller derby on ice) and speed skiing (kind of like a James Bond opening).
Noon Feb. 18-But in case you do, there`s always live curling on TNT. Ouch.
7 p.m. Feb. 19-Women`s figure skating takes the spotlight with Tonya Harding, Kristi Yamaguchi, Midori Ito and Nancy Kerrigan staring daggers at each other. Taped.
7 p.m. Feb. 21-The women`s long program, where we find out whose daggers were the sharpest, and the beginning of the four-man bobsled competition, where we find out if Herschel Walker really has been saving himself all football season. Taped.
Noon Feb. 22-Bronze-medal hockey game. Look for the U.S. team. Look real hard because it may not be there. Live.
6 p.m. Feb. 22-Finals of the four-man bobs. Say goodbye to Herschel. Figure skating exhibitions, where the skaters do all the stunts they`ve wanted to do for four years. Like wiggle their behinds. Taped.
8 a.m. Feb. 23-Gold-medal hockey game. Don`t look for the U.S. team here, either. Again it`s live, just in case.
7 p.m. Feb. 23-Closing ceremonies. Finally. Goodbye, Paula. Goodbye, Tim. It`s taped. Only six more weeks till something really important-the Final Four.