On the first page of "Michael Rosen's Sad Book," the author/narrator is depicted wearing a wide toothy grin. "This is me when I'm sad," Rosen writes. "Really I'm sad but...
There's a new pickup line brewing for the new millennium: "Hey, baby, what's your song?" Ian Van Tuyl, author of the book "Popstrology" and father of what he calls "the...
Three days after pleading guilty to a DUI charge, former Seattle Seahawks receiver Koren Robinson was in jail Thursday for allegedly violating a court order to abstain from alcohol. Kirkland,...
I don't get John Madden. He's not deep. He's not relevant. He's not funny. He remains America's favorite sportscaster, and yet the last remotely memorable remark he made was nicknaming...
Yellow police tape marked the grisly murder scene. Blood spatters arced across the white outline of a body splayed on the dining room floor. A mound of white powder revealed...
Seattle SuperSonics center Jerome James was sitting in his off-season home in Sacramento a week after the 2003-04 season ended when his telephone rang. He picked it up and immediately...
In the pilot for the new NBC sitcom "The Office," Dunder Mifflin paper supply company manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell) managed to: - Make inappropriate comments to his female supervisor...
When it was learned that Barry Bonds admitted to a grand jury he used steroids in the mistaken belief his trainer had provided him with flaxseed oil, I thought: Whatever....
In their 30s, women worry about gaining weight on their hips or butts. But by the time they reach their 50s, approaching or already into menopause, the fat action shifts...
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll wince with recognition. If you've ever felt like a hapless loser around your more successful, glamorous friends (and who hasn't?), you'll savor every word of...