Scott Stantis

As the Democrats, Daniel Biss, Chris Kennedy and J.B. Pritzker, and the Republicans, Bruce Rauner and Jeanne Ives, beat the tar out of each other we come to the realization...

Winner: "Nope." Lenny Richards, Chicago Extras: "Diogenes? FAKE NEWS!!!" Vicki Klein , Barrington "Diogenes the Cynic has found two men more cynical than he." Susan Radzinowicz, Chicago "He volunteered to...

With the shuttering of Toys R Us, another avenue to annoy the Hell out of our parents has gone away for good.

Send your captions by email to [email protected] by 12 p.m. on Monday. You must include your name and town of residence. Scott Stantis will choose 10 finalists. Voting will start...

Illinois Democratic candidate billionaire J.B. Pritzker claimed that he controlled no offshore accounts. According to a baiduhai exclusive he was only off by a lot. One of the accounts...

One of the great minds of a generation has passed.

In December President Trump tweeted, "The media has been speculating that I fired Rex Tillerson or that he would be leaving soon - FAKE NEWS! He's not leaving and while...

Cook County Democratic Party Chairman Joe Berrios is running for a third term as Cook County assessor. During his time in office Berrios has refused to return tens of thousands...

Winner: "Jeez,,,,He's going the Rahm way again." Linda Moran, Oak Brook Extras: "That's 'Mayor Force One'." Mike Rourke, Chicago "Well, he did say he'd be making a statement at 10...

Send your captions by email to [email protected] by 12 p.m. on Monday. You must include your name and town of residence. Scott Stantis will choose 10 finalists. Voting will start...