Rex W. Huppke – Page 42

Family separations: A chapter of American history that grows darker and darker

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

A case involving one little girl housed here in Chicago, unjustly separated from her mother as they sought asylum, soon grew to involve thousands of other migrant children separated from...

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be the liberals' queen, though we won't use the term "queen" because we want gender-based titles to be outlawed and people who use such titles to be arrested by the Thought Police and sent to re-education camps in San Francisco.

Liberals want socialism, Ocasio-Cortez as queen. We’re taking your hamburgers too

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

Dear Fox News viewers: After years of allowing you to feel angry and terrified about myriad leftist plots to destroy America, I think it’s time we in the liberal camp...

Ex-Rep. Aaron Schock leaves U.S. District Court in Springfield on Dec. 12, 2016, his first court appearance since being indicted.

Aaron Schock gets off easy, says ‘mistakes are not crimes.’ Tell that to Jesse Jackson Jr.

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

I’m going to remember these words from former U.S. Rep. Aaron Schock, issued in a statement after federal prosecutors suddenly dropped the slew of corruption charges he was facing: “Mistakes...

The baiduhai could provide a special incentive to subscribers: cannabis-infused newspapers.

If Illinois legalizes marijuana, we might have a shortage. Here’s a solution: Dank News.

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

Like most sensible Illinoisans, I was troubled when I read this headline: “Demand for legal marijuana in Illinois would far exceed licensed growers’ ability to supply it, study shows.” We...

Chicago police Superintendent Eddie Johnson talks about the Jussie Smollett case at Chicago police headquarters on Feb. 21, 2019.

In Jussie Smollett case, Chicago police showed us the right way to behave

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

When it comes to the much-commented-on Jussie Smollett case, I have one thing to say: Kudos to the Chicago Police Department. Kudos to police Superintendent Eddie Johnson, who stood before...

Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont speaks at a campaign rally in Bethesda, Md., on Oct. 30, 2018.

5 things to be angry about — including ‘Crazy Bernie’ Sanders, sex robots and the Cubs

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

In an age of perpetual fear and outrage, I want to make your life easier. So here are today’s five things you should be terrified and angry about: 1) Sex...

A church bulletin near the Gabel-Dunn Funeral Home memorializes Trevor Wehner on Feb. 20, 2019, in Sheridan. Wehner, 21, was one of five men fatally shot by a co-worker at the Henry Pratt Co. in Aurora on Feb. 15.

Aurora’s mass shooting, Trump’s border wall fiction and the real national emergency

May 31, 2019 at 4:11 p.m.

The pain in Aurora right now is real. Long after last week’s mass shooting at the Henry Pratt Co. plant fades from headlines and gives way to the next senseless...

Traffic crawls along the Dan Ryan Expressway during the morning commute in Chicago on Feb. 13, 2019.

3 easy ways to fix Chicago’s traffic crisis

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

Chicago, I’m told, has a traffic problem. I haven’t noticed it because I choose not to believe in traffic. If I have to stop or slow down because I’m surrounded...

An asylum-seeking boy from Central America runs down a hallway after arriving from an immigration detention center to a shelter in San Diego on Dec. 11, 2018.

America, the kidnapper: ‘Likely thousands’ of children still separated

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

America is a kidnapper. It became one in late 2017 and early 2018, when the government began quietly separating families — asylum seekers and migrants who entered the country illegally...

A 1-year-old shot in the head should be the only issue that matters to Chicago voters

May 31, 2019 at 4:10 p.m.

His name is Dejon “Chase” Irving and he is 1 year old. When I write about a child that age, I shouldn’t have to worry about whether the present tense...

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