Rex W. Huppke – Page 35

Chicago Bears head coach Matt Nagy hugs Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers after the Bears defeated the Packers 24-17 to clinch the NFC North title at Soldier Field on Dec. 16, 2018.

Column: A Guarantee: Bears will beat ‘senior citizen’ Aaron Rodgers and his Packers on a ‘quintuple doink’

September 5, 2019 at 1:00 a.m.

Like a gross glop of melted cheddar oozing down the side of an arterially offensive Wisconsin butter burger, the Green Bay Packers are heading south toward Soldier Field to lose...

Column: Trump, methane release and still too many Democrats: The Week in Review

August 30, 2019 at 5:09 p.m.

As we surf waves of news into the welcoming shore of a holiday weekend, I look back over my shoulder at the stormy ocean we traversed and ask: "What the...

Bret Stephens, a New York Times columnist, appears on "Meet the Press" on June 17, 2018.

Column: Bret Stephens, Donald Trump and the epidemic of male fragility

August 28, 2019 at 2:19 p.m.

The world needs a safe space to house its growing population of extremely breakable men. New York Times columnist Bret Stephens shattered to pieces because a university professor jokingly compared...

Column: Are the Fake News Media trying to crash Trump’s economy? Oh, yes. We certainly are.

August 27, 2019 at 1:00 a.m.

As a member of the news media in good standing, I would like to apologize for desperately trying to tank the American economy by accurately reporting on what's happening with...

House Speaker Michael Madigan speaks at the Illinois Democratic County Chairs' Association's annual brunch Aug. 14, 2019, in Springfield.

Column: If Trump was your grandpa you’d have him committed: The Week in Review

August 23, 2019 at 1:00 a.m.

As another week comes to an end, with the Amazon rainforest on fire and the world making even less sense than usual, I'm detaching myself momentarily from the intravenous idiocy...

Column: The nightmare of flying meets the benefit of listening to someone who just needs to be heard

August 22, 2019 at 1:00 a.m.

This is the fourth and final column in a series inspired by a recent trip to Oregon. For 10 days, I ignored the dreadful chaos of day-to-day news and focused...

With Mt. Hood in the background, a creature the Huppke family dubbed "Tom the Chipmunk" stands proud atop Tom, Dick and Harry Mountain near Government Camp, Oregon.

Column: The vacation memory that lasts isn’t always what you expect — like the critter at the top of a mountain

August 19, 2019 at 10:11 a.m.

This is the third in a short series of columns inspired by a recent trip to Oregon. For 10 days, I ignored the dreadful chaos of day-to-day news and focused...

President Donald Trump speaks with reporters before boarding Air Force One at Morristown Municipal Airport in Morristown, N.J., Thursday, Aug. 15, 2019, en route to a campaign rally in Manchester, N.H.

Column: Trump, an avatar for Nazis, now gets to decide who goes to Israel? What the (BLEEP) just happened?

March 11, 2024 at 2:09 p.m.

With an extended sigh, I review another week of news and ask the enduring question: What the (BLEEP) just happened? Guy all the Nazis like now gets to decide who...

What's in that locked shed in the backyard?

Column: On vacation, focus on what’s in front of you — like your rental cabin’s ‘murdering shed’

August 15, 2019 at 5:33 p.m.

This is the second in a short series of columns inspired by a recent trip to Oregon. For 10 days, I ignored the dreadful chaos of day-to-day news and focused...

A corgi attends Corgi Beach Day in Cannon Beach, Oregon, in July.

Column: Hundreds of corgis storm Oregon beach, offering moment of short-legged clarity

August 13, 2019 at 7:44 a.m.

This is the first in a series of columns inspired by a recent trip to Oregon. For 10 days, I ignored the dreadful chaos of day-to-day news and focused on...

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