Rex W. Huppke

Hello, I am a patriotic supporter of President Donald Trump who broke into the U.S. Capitol and attacked police officers because I believed the election was stolen and it was...

I regret to inform the world that I am, according to the dictates of the free market, awesome. That statement is not one I make comfortably. I'm much more fluent...

In the wake of President Donald Trump inciting a violent mob of raving lunatics to attack the U.S. Capitol in what can best be described as the Charge of the...

About half of the Chicago Public Schools teachers who were supposed to return to their schools in person this week didn't show up, and I don't blame them a bit....

I applaud the brave cadre of Senate Republicans who plan to use evidence-free conjecture this week to challenge President-elect Joe Biden's Electoral College victory. The senators are focusing on "unproven...

Greetings, fellow Americans, and welcome to the sixth-annual edition of Rex Huppke's 100%-Solid-As-A-Rock-No-Doubt-Guaranteed New Year's Predictions, a tradition beloved by all. It has been well-established and scientifically proven (scientific proof...

Let us, on the eve of Christmas, consider Santa Claus. Let us consider happiness. And joy. Vivid dreams, and dreams made real. Let us take a moment or two to...

The Third Annual Insult-A-Columnist Holiday Food Drive is a little more than halfway done, and I'm shocked and appalled to report that the RexRocks team is trouncing the RexStinks team....