Mike Royko

Enough about Murphy Brown and her baby. What about Arnold Schwarzenegger, one of the biggest of all Hollywood stars? Here we have a staunch Republican, who was appointed by George...

He lived on the way, so I offered the friend a lift home. When we got to the parking lot, he stopped and stared at my mini-van. Then he walked...

The phone calls from the stranger came at all hours. But as Nancy, 33, says, they were always the same. ''Creepy, really creepy. ''He`d say, `Nancy, I want you. Nancy,...

At last, somebody has come up with an answer to Dan Quayle`s provocative question about the disgusting glut of American lawyers. You surely know Quayle`s question: ''Does America really need...

Bill Clinton is being cuffed around daily for having ducked the Vietnam War. When the press isn`t demanding that he reveal more, more, and more, Republicans are clucking that his...

A reader has raised a question about presidential campaigns. ''I keep hearing about this issue and that issue,'' he says. ''But what I`ve never understood is, who decides what becomes...

The three women having lunch at the next table were talking about Woody Allen. One of them, who I`d put in her mid-40s, said, ''I`ve always been a fan of...

Competition, that`s what made this country great. And competition is what will keep us great in the world marketplace. That`s what our Gov. Jim Edgar said when they squeezed him...

Sometimes it isn`t easy to follow the logic of this political campaign. Especially when it comes tumbling out of Dan Quayle. Quayle is a lawyer, although he`s never really made...

''You think that maybe God is a Republican?'' Slats Grobnik asked. I don`t know. My guess is that he`s non-partisan. Why do you ask? ''Well, listening to some of the...