Mike Royko

As it turns out, the highlight of Ryne Sandberg's marvelous athletic career may have come at noon Monday when he abruptly quit his baseball job. His stated reason for leaving...

As a service to American taxpayers, I'm going to give some free advice to the bureaucrats at the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. My advice is this: Don't waste taxpayers' money...

The other day, a Senate committee was talking about universal health care and the need to assure that no one is discriminated against for reasons of age, sex, or any...

The morning stress began with a call from a women expressing outrage at what she called "the most arrogant piece of journalistic tripe I have ever read." "I cannot believe...

Over and over, we hear that the nagging by Republicans, the media and former female acquaintances should end and President Clinton should be allowed to do the job for which...

Hans Morsbach is a liberal. A Hyde Park and University of Chicago liberal, in fact, which is just about the most liberal kind of liberal that you can find in...

Slats Grobnik hoisted his glass and cheerfully said: "How's about a toast to Big Danny, a hometown kid who made good in the big time and done us all proud."...

It shouldn't be the role of a newspaper column to encourage criminal behavior. But for the greater public good, this will be an exception. I urge readers to get out...

Knowing that I collect classic examples of bureaucratic jargon, an employee of the Internal Revenue Service has sent me a splendid, authentic document. It is a lengthy memo to all...