Mike Royko

As the founder of "Insensitivity Alert!" I am now dedicated to hunting down and exposing insensitivity wherever it may be lurking. So today we will look at what appears to...

As the inimitable Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say on "Saturday Night Live," "It's always something." How true. Consider the phone message I found this morning on my office voice-mail machine....

As I said a few weeks ago, I intend to switch loyalties and support a different presidential candidate every week for the rest of this campaign year. Lamar Alexander already...

Some issues can be so confusing. As a parent, I can't make up my mind about the V-chip that the government wants put in future TV sets. These chips will...

Unfortunately, a previous engagement will prevent me from attending the protest demonstration that is to be held outside of my workplace some time today. But I don't want the people...

Some leading members of the Mexican community in Chicago say I have insulted them terribly, and they demand an immediate apology or resignation. They have stuck my picture up in...

I've prepared a statement that I'm offering to President Clinton for delivery the next time planes fly from Florida into Cuban airspace and are shot down. It's free of charge,...

Looking genuinely pained, a longtime friend said: "Do you really endorse Lamar Alexander for president?" Yes, I do. At least at that moment I did. As I explained, Alexander sent...

`This Lamar in the red shirt," Slats Grobnik said, "he's supposed to be a bright guy, huh?" I hope so, since he wants to be president of this great land...

Commentators now say that Bob Dole has two serious failings as a candidate: He lacks fire in his belly and doesn't have real vision. Because I think Dole is a...