OK, so, you're asleep at the wheel of a late-model Buick Regal going way too fast on a one-lane bridge high above a yawning, rocky gorge through which flows an...
So, Madge and I got totally into it the other day over my chimpanzee butler. Something about the way he dresses, Madge found it, I don't know — "unseemly." "What,...
What's white and lumpy and hails from the American South? Besides me, I mean. That's right. It's our old pal sausage gravy, the dish for which the adjective "mucilaginous" was...
Like the great crested grebe is how we'll dive into today's topic, labneh. Oh, labneh, you cheese-ish yogurt sequel, beloved art thou by Middle Eastern peeps from Aqaba to Zarqa,...
Courage. It makes the muskrat guard its musk. It puts the "ape" in apricot. Now, studies suggest that it also puts the "rat" in ratatouille. So, loin up your girds,...
Alligators, Chinese bamboo pit vipers, tomatillos, frogs with sling shots. All of them green. Only three of them dangerous. And while I'd love to pass an idle hour regaling you...
Today we tackle pate a choux — Gesundheit! — the primordial goo of sweet eclairs, beignets and profiteroles, not to mention the savory gougeres we Anglophones call "cheese puffs." Why...
Remember the first time you performed brain surgery? Yikes, what a mess, right? As it turns out, poking 'round the coconut's not unlike making pommes dauphinoise, that creamy, stratified casserole...
So, Medusa walks into bar. Bartender says, “Hey, lady, the noodle shop’s next door!” Trust me, Zombie Aristophanes* wishes he’d written gags like that. Speaking of noodles, though, there’s a...
Although it helps, you needn’t be an utter crackpot to believe that the prehistoric artworks adorning the caves of Western Europe are actually primitive menus. Sadly, though, those chef’s degustations...