HOLY ARPEGGIO! ACCORDION REPAIR FIELD IS FEELING THE SQUEEZE
In these days of rising taxes, job insecurity and soaring medical costs, more and more Americans are asking themselves a chilling question: "What happens if, God forbid, I have to...
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SPORT, GOOD TIMES CAN BE POLES APART ON A SKI VACATION
IN OUR FAMILY WE LIKE TO ENgage in group sports activities, because we have fun and learn more about each other as human beings. For example, without the sport of...
CATALOGING THE PRODUCTS OF THE LATEST MANIA
Today's animal topic is: cat care. Over the years, many cat-lovers have asked me: "Dave, how come you never write about cats? Is it because you don't like cats? Is...
TIME TO CROWN THE BEST DRESSED, AFTER A FASHION
Recently I had the honor of being asked to vote in the International Best Dressed Poll. According to the information accompanying the Official Ballot, this is a worldwide poll, conducted...
CAMPAIGN PROMISE GOES THE WAY OF ALL TAX RELIEF
OK, middle-class taxpayers! April 15 is right around the corner! Time for your tax relief! Remember? Last year, during the election campaign, William Jefferson John F. Kennedy Abraham Lincoln Clinton...
THERE’S ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT IN THE MOVING EXPERIENCE
Recently I stood in the kitchen of our new home, amid hundreds of cardboard boxes, all helpfully labeled "BETH," and watched my wife, Beth, open a box. She cut through...
READERS GET THEIR DAY IN COURT TO REVEAL THEIR CONVICTIONS
As the more than 34 billion regular readers of this column are well aware, I pride myself on my accuracy. I do not report idle speculation or gossip. Let's say...
SON’S EAR-PIERCING GIVRES DAD A PAIN SOMEWHERE ELSE
My son got his ear pierced. He's 12. For 12 years I worked hard to prevent him from developing unnatural bodily holes, then he went out and got one on...
IS IT WRONG FOR A PRESIDENT TO BE SO POLITICALLY CORRECT?
ALLOW ME TO BE THE FIRST professional news commentator to point out that the Clinton administration has failed. Look at the evidence. Bill Clinton has been president for over two...
`HIT ME AGAIN!’
JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS, BETH and I, being deeply traditional people, went to Las Vegas. We stayed at Caesars Palace, a giant hotel-casino authentically decorated to look exactly the way the...