Dave Barry

OK, here's a nostalgia question: What childhood game does this remind you of? "Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick." If you answered, "Spin the Bottle," then I frankly...

To be honest, I had completely forgotten that in a former life I was Mozart. You know how certain things tend to slip your mind, like where you left your...

Here's a fun winter vacation idea: Why not go skiing? If you answered, "Because I don't want to spend the next two years in a full-body cast," then I have...

Today, as part of my ongoing series entitled "Advancing Your Career," I'm going to address the often-asked question: Should you set fire to your supervisor's beard? But first I need...

I want a pit crew. I say this after attending the NASCAR Slim Jim All Pro Homestead 150. This is an automobile race held at the Homestead Motorsports Complex in...

Today I would like to explain how I became a career criminal. Basically, it was Oprah's fault. It started when I was on a book tour, which is when you...

Today's Topic is: Your Hairstyle. Is your hairstyle important? To answer that question, let's consider the starkly different career paths of two individuals: Albert Einstein and Tori Spelling. Tori Spelling...

Here's the problem: If you stop 100 people at random and ask them to evaluate their driving ability, every single one will say "above average." It is a scientific fact...

Today's etiquette topic is: Proper Table (burp) Manners. I have here a letter from Jean Gerdes, who teaches Family and Consumer Science to 6th-graders at the Donegal Middle School in...

If you're looking to get away from civilization and experience the serenity that comes from being out in nature's wilderness beauty and having the vast majority of the blood sucked...