Creators Syndicate

Now it's getting funnier and funnier. There is an elephant in the living room and we're sitting around having a conversation about whether there's an elephant in the living room....

The stirring tale of Randy "Duke" Cunningham, congressman and bon vivant, becomes more entertaining by the day, and it is far more instructive than another case of a missing white...

I hope this is not too "inside baseball," but I am genuinely astonished by what the bloggers call "Mainstream Media." (In my youth, it was quaintly called "the Establishment press.")...

Sometimes you look at the people President Bush appoints to high public office and the only possible response is, "What was he thinking?" Zalmay Khalilzad for U.S. ambassador to Iraq?...

As a longtime fan of both George Bushes' eccentric grasp of English, I naturally enjoyed this gem from W.: "See, in my line of work, you got to keep repeating...

Here in the National Laboratory for Bad Government, it's Duck and Cover time--the Texas Legislature is in session. The Can't-Shake-Your-Booty bill passed the House, saving us all from the scourge...

As Riley used to say on an ancient television sit-com, "This is a revoltin' development." There seems to be a bit of a campaign on the right to blame Newsweek...

Meanwhile, back in Iraq. I was going to leave out of this column everything about how we got into Iraq, or whether it was wise, or whether the infamous "they"...

Attention, all campers! "Progressive indexing" is just another word for "cutting Social Security benefits." Do not be fooled by this idiot locution. Just as sure as "extraordinary rendition" now means...

I was all set to write a column about the "nuclear option"--the proposal to change the rules of the Senate in order to get President Bush's most questionable judicial appointments...