THEY’RE SMELLING MORE THAN COFFEE IN SEATTLE NOW
My assumption is, though I will not guarantee it, there will be no local holiday to commemorate the events of Wednesday last, hereafter to be known as The Night The...
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NUTTY SONICS MAY HAVE RESTORED HUMILITY TO FINALS
A funny thing happened on the way to the Bulls' victory parade. Several, actually. Funny, ha, ha. Funny, unfortunate. Funny, amazing. Three-point baskets at the buzzer. Gary Payton. Seattle assists...
SOMEDAY SOON, WE’LL LAUGH ABOUT THIS ONE
A funny thing happened on the way to the Bulls' victory parade. Several, actually. Funny, ha-ha. Funny, unfortunate. Funny, amazing. Three-point baskets at the buzzer. Gary Payton. Seattle assists instead...
MAYBE SITTING BULL HAD A POWER FORWARD
While usually I defer to Phil Jackson in all things mystical, the subject is Dennis Rodman. In Rodman matters, I remain more than skeptical. I remain offended. Jackson is saying,...
PUT A QUICK END TO SONICS’ TORMENT, PLEASE
Fortunately for the misguided dupes of this distant and soggy bower, nothing more significant than civic dignity was left in the overthumbed hands of the local professional basketball team Sunday....
THE GAMES FORMERLY KNOWN AS FINALS
The artist formerly known as Prince was tardy to the Bulls-Sonics playoff victory Friday night, delayed possibly by his inability to find a reader's guide to Dennis Rodman's hair. On...
WHERE TO CLINCH IT? HOW DOES PUGET SOUND?
The artist formerly known as Prince was tardy Friday night to see the Bulls, the team formerly known as invincible. On the other hand, Bob Dole, the presidential candidate formerly...
COUNT ON IT: GIBBERISH HAPPENS BETWEEN GAMES
The saps from Seattle still do not get it. They think this is about basketball. It is about the circus. The day begins with the NBA discovering, without alarm, that...
CHANGE OF THE GUARD? NOT YET, MR. PAYTON
It wasn't much, the double technical foul between Michael Jordan and Gary Payton. Push. Elbow. Elbow. Push. Nothing really. "Payton complained a little bit about the physical play," Jordan said....
CHANGING OF THE GUARD? NOT YET, MR. PAYTON
The first occasion Seattle's Gary Payton has to guard Michael Jordan comes late in the first quarter. Jordan leans back to feel Payton behind him. Jordan drops a shoulder, spins,...