Before a game with the Bulls last season, Lakers coach Del Harris was informed that Luc Longley had injured some body part or other and would miss the Los Angeles...
Mugging Cinderella does not mean living happily ever after, or even through the postgame bath if you are the New England Patriots. "You win the AFC championship and you have...
Bill Parcells is called Big Tuna, to his face sometimes. The reason is obvious. Parcells looks like a big fish. A big game fish, but still, a fish. Other than...
The possibility of a Super Bowl between Mayberry and Mt. Pilot is just what the NFL deserves for allowing into the league places without sidewalks. Who would have thought that...
Testing, testing. Three. Two. One. Is this thing on? Can we get started? Thank you all for coming. I have called this press conference to announce I am forfeiting whatever...
Let's see. According to my handy postseason eye chart and mix-and-match, Green Bay is the Pack. New England is the Pats. Jacksonville is the Jags. That makes Carolina the what,...
In the twilight John Elway stood, helmet in hand, watching the future take a knee, the home stadium clock racing backward without brakes to maybe the greatest upset in NFL...
Sorting out a national college football champion is like searching for loose change on the floor of a movie theater. The hunt is more interesting than whatever you find. Astonishingly...
The rout long settled, the pasteled pilgrims of Tennessee throated a group gloat. "SEC! SEC!" they shouted from across a line first scrawled by Mason and by Dixon, this day...
My search for signs of significance continues here at the CompromiseUSA Citrus Bowl, wondering why an occasionally digestible all-you-can-eat buffet should be interrupted by a college football game, counting Tennessee...