Bernie Lincicome

Fashionable opinion at this Super Bowl is that Chris Chandler is a better quarterback than John Elway, though a similar consensus does not exist for a used Pontiac being better...

A friend of mine from Atlanta, usually accurate, identified the coach of the Denver Broncos as a ferret. Actually, as a back-stabbing ferret, though anyone who has any knowledge of...

"I've got a new dance for the Super Bowl," Jamal Anderson is saying. "A tad different than the Dirty Bird. Can't show you now. It's special. Watch me when I...

Holy Halas, Da Bearz have become Da Wiffenpoofs. Better late than never. That remains to be seen, though, doesn't it? Dick Jauron has to be the first Bears coach, maybe...

I suspected something was wrong when the press lunch was cold cuts. The Cubs, who know how to do these things, usually have calamari when offering a new leader for...

Wait a minute. Gary Barnett reinvented Northwestern football. Barnett changed the Big Ten. Barnett got the new press box. More importantly, he got the new press-box elevator. Just sign this...

So, Scottie Pippen finally gets the fourth quarter. That's when he would disappear from games, usually. That was Michael's time. Now Michael is gone and whatever is left of Pippen's...

It should have been the final piece of poetry for John Elway's wondrous career, not like Michael Jordan's last shot in Utah, not that big or that permanent since there...

Take the Sears Tower out of Chicago and the skyline still dazzles. Make the symphony a marimba band and folks will tap their feet. Take Grant Wood out of the...

Nice to see Dave Wannstedt landing on his feet, or on Jimmy Johnson's feet since the two of them will share one pair of shoes. So let me see if...