Bag Boy

This is painful, but it has to be done. It's time for a brutal assessment of the Bulls roster. Warning: Beyond Derrick Rose, there isn't much. Ben Gordon. He can't...

Bears, Vikings. Prime time. National TV. Two of the league's best running backs. First place on the line. A game of this magnitude could only be covered by RedEye's own...

The holidays are upon us, so naturally it's a time to reflect on all we've been given and all that we hope to achieve in the years ahead. Oh, please....

Well, well, well. Welcome back, Devin Hester. You amassed 89 yards of offense and ... exactly zero touchdowns. Not bad, I suppose. If you're looking at the bright side. But...

It's circus time here in Chicago. We've got one coming to town, and about three leaving town. Circus No. 1: the Bears. They're heading into the second game of a...

Oh, boy, this is as bad as it gets, folks. Defense stunk. Offense stunk. Kyle Orton stunk. Rex Grossman stunk. And to think it all happened against the hated, stinky-cheese-loving...

Hurry back, Kyle Orton. I see you're moving around, albeit a bit gingerly, and trying to play Sunday against the Packers. All I can say is, if we can wheel...

Bears fans, you know the story I'm about to tell. I'm not sure if it was when Rex Grossman overthrew a wide-open Devin Hester or threw to a wide-open Chris...

The president is a Chicago guy. Yeah, it's a message of change, but I say let's bring some good old-fashioned Chicago-style solutions to the White House. By the way, Mr....

Bears win. Bears win! Or do they? Yes, our boys got by the Lions -- barely. They are the worst team in football, by the way. But we lost Kyle...