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Sam Shields of the Packers intercepts the game's final pass to seal Green Bay's win in the 2011 NFC Championship game.
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The Bears are fourth on this list not because their outlook is bleak, but because it's that tough to crack the Top 3 in this town. GM <a class="runtimeTopic" data-topic-id="PEBSL000806" href="#">Phil Emery</a> has made a series of genius moves since taking over, including trading for Jay Cutler's favorite receiver, Brandon Marshall; drafting receiver Alshon Jeffery, signing Martellus "Black Unicorn" Bennett; bulking up the offensive line; and taking a chance on offensive wiz Marc Trestman. Long a sore spot in Chicago, the offense figures to be one of the <a class="runtimeTopic" data-topic-id="ORSPT000007" href="#">NFL</a>'s elite.
The aging defense, which fell apart like a wet tissue after <a class="runtimeTopic" data-topic-id="PESPT008481" href="#">Lovie Smith</a> was fired, called the cavalry this offseason, highlighted by the <a class="runtimeTopic" data-topic-id="PESPT0013235" href="#">Jared Allen</a> signing. If the defense, which was historically terrible in 2013, can make a modest leap, the Bears can contend for a title this season.
Emily Brown: I'm not even going to address the jersey here because what's with those cleats? Where did the colors come from? Because they don't match the rest of the uniform, like, at all.
Kate Bernot: Zzzzzzz. BORING. The shoes are the only fun part of this whole drab ensemble.
Sean Ely: Zebra with a sunburn? Oh, nope. It's just Germany playing soccer.
Chris Sosa: I'm cool with these. At least Germany didn't try adding a splash of yellow to cram all three colors of its flag on the uniform.